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REVENGE ON THE "FORWARD MONSTER!"
I know they are sent with the best of intention, and when I first learned the joy of e-mail, I didn't mind them too much. But this is the inevitable conclusion of all those e-mails that come with forwarding instructions.
I wonder who does the calculating? Good luck requires 7 forwards; angels usually need 10 to accomplish their Internet mission.
All I know is I am clearly destined for hell because while I enjoy the thoughtfulness of the sender, I never inflict my friends with this nonsense! I have "deleted" my afterlife!
Copy and paste this to the people who send you that stuff and maybe they'll get the message!
 

I'm Still waiting.... 

 
I did what you told me .  
 
 
I sent the email to 10 people like you said
 
 
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.   

 

To all my friends who in the last year sent me
 best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters
 or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

  
NONE OF THAT STUFF WORKED!  For 2009,
 
could you please just send
money, chocolate, beer or

 
fuel vouchers - thank you!

 
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